- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

All of these jokes are about white people

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What stops a train? A missile

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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