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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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