- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

A baby seal walks into a club.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

How High is a Chinese man

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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