- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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