How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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the lemon was sweet.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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Black People

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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