Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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