what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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Knock knock Go away

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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what did the farmer do? plant

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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penis in the camel

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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