What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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if got a joke if fogot it

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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