- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

anus

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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