- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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