- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Firgen and the blung brigade

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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