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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

what's black and can't swim?

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

You bumder!

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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