- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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