- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Gretta has five legs? -no

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

a black man did not eat chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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