- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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