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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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