Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Small Penis.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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