- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

woman's rights

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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