- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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