- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Justin Bieber.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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