What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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