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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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