Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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autistic kids rock

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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