- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

batman has diarrhea

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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