Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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autistic kids rock

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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