- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

this website is a bad joke

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Hello.

what's worse then a blowjob?

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??