Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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Your mom.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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A man walks into a bar with his dog. He orders 14 shots and proceeds to drink. For each shot he takes, he feeds one to his dog, who accepts it willingly. The bartender says "Well I've never seen anything stranger. Why did you order 14 shots, and why are you giving half to your dog." "Well," says the man, "my 14 year old dog was diagnosed with a fatal heart condition. I cannot afford to put him down, so the shots should kill him." The dog then dies.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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