- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

I enjoy Popcorn

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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