- Anti Joke

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?