what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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