What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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Your mamas so fat, that any level of physical exercise is strenuous, but also mentally challenging, as she feels that there is a negative astigmatism attached to sweaty, red-faced overweight individuals trying to burn those pounds. This in turn makes her ashamed of the gastronomically decadent life she once lived, and so she doesn't have the confidence to try and reverse the damage she did during those insecure teenage years, instead comforting herself with the sugary, fatty bane of her life. She therefore lives in a vicious circle, angry at herself and the society that won't accept her. But remaining incredibly, repulsively fat.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Women's rights

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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