- Anti Joke

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.