- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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