Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Nickelback.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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