Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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