Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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whats brown and booky a book.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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u know whats a crime? rape

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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