- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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Albert <3 Hunter

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

identical jokes get different votes.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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