- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Katy Perry

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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