- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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