Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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WNBA

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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