Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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