Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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