- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

how do you win a game try your best

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Your sex life.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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