2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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