- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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