- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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