Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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