Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

j.p. is dumb

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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