how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

su algato es en fuego

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

im telling maguire

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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