Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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